1. Think up a daft way to make money, rip off other people’s ideas and write an ebook telling people how to make a million,

2. Make your earnings look amazing by creating bogus Clickbank and Paypal earnings. Use Photoshop to create bogus screenshots of the above.

3. Write a load of fake testimonials about your product

4.Offer a money back guarantee but never deliver

Show Photos of yourself standing next to a Ferrari with a Mansion for a backdrop, or a Photo of you in your private jet.

5. Never reply to emails from unhappy buyers who want their money back.

6. Give away loads of bonuses supposedly worth $1000′s but are worth nada.

7. Put in a disclaimer on your website saying that the information shows the potential of making money but does not carry guarantees.

8. Put in a special offer, buy now headline and say that the price will rise from $97 to $499 in 30 days

9.Put in an opt in form and send your poor subscribers sales emails every day.

10. Say that there are only 10-9-8-7 copies available.

11. Sell the product to 1000′s of people for $97 a go

12. Bank the money and start outsourcing your ideas to people in third world countries.

13. Think up another new money making idea and repeat the process until you are stinking rich.

14. Buy yourself an Island and retire in opulence.

That’s how the Guru’s do it :)

Now it’s your turn.

This article was written by Stealthy Marketer for a laugh, please don’t take it seriously. There are some honest Guru’s out there :)

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