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How to make $500+ a day through Adesnse

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 at 10:09 am  
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How to Increase adsense earnings by 100% overnight

How to Increase adsense earnings by 100% overnight

Take a look at my Adsense earnings from Stealthymarketer for 27/02/2009…not bad eh? It’s amazing what a few SEO tricks will achieve eh?

I ‘m sure you’ve noticed that the screenshot above is not real, it was generated online at:

http://googleadsensegenerator.com a site where you can create screenshots like this online. I don’t think many people would be fooled by this, but it makes me wonder how many bogus sales sites use photoshopped images of Adsense andClickbank earnings.

I guess that this serves as aword of warning. Before purchasing anything online take a look at the pagerank and amount of backlinks that the site has. Look for any signs that the information being presented is real and not bogus.

Here’s a few tools which will help you to identify potentially dodgy websites:

http://www.dnscoop.com/

http://tools.marketleap.com/publinkpop/

http://www.siteadvisor.com/

These useful tools will let you establish the page rank and backlinks a site has as well as the domain age and should help you to make a decision about placing an order with them.

How to make money like the Gurus (just for laughs)

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 at 1:02 pm  
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1. Think up a daft way to make money, rip off other people’s ideas and write an ebook telling people how to make a million,

2. Make your earnings look amazing by creating bogus Clickbank and Paypal earnings. Use Photoshop to create bogus screenshots of the above.

3. Write a load of fake testimonials about your product

4.Offer a money back guarantee but never deliver

Show Photos of yourself standing next to a Ferrari with a Mansion for a backdrop, or a Photo of you in your private jet.

5. Never reply to emails from unhappy buyers who want their money back.

6. Give away loads of bonuses supposedly worth $1000′s but are worth nada.

7. Put in a disclaimer on your website saying that the information shows the potential of making money but does not carry guarantees.

8. Put in a special offer, buy now headline and say that the price will rise from $97 to $499 in 30 days

9.Put in an opt in form and send your poor subscribers sales emails every day.

10. Say that there are only 10-9-8-7 copies available.

11. Sell the product to 1000′s of people for $97 a go

12. Bank the money and start outsourcing your ideas to people in third world countries.

13. Think up another new money making idea and repeat the process until you are stinking rich.

14. Buy yourself an Island and retire in opulence.

That’s how the Guru’s do it :)

Now it’s your turn.

This article was written by Stealthy Marketer for a laugh, please don’t take it seriously. There are some honest Guru’s out there :)

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